Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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LUVVIE DARLING

OH, LORDY! IT’S THE FAT SLAGS

Drunken bakers

Letter bocks • Viz Comic, P.O. Box 841 Whidey Bay, NE26 9EQ

ARBITER OF TASTE • Your Etiquette Questions Answered by Acknowledged Etiquette Expert

Our Home on the High Sea

GILBERT RATCHET

THE WEEK Open. Everyissue.

WEE RADGE JOE

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Frugal Sharkey

FELIX and his AMAZING UNDERPANTS

THE male Online

YULE LOG JAM • Nation Urged to Stagger Boxing Day Motions

Beating the Boxing Day Bog Roll Shortage

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS (A) POO!

Shit Yourself Up This Christmas

THE REAL ALE TWATS

Billy the FISH

TRAFALGAR TREE DISASTER

PONYTAILS OF THE UNEXPECTED

ARE YOU HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS?

motorhead’s CHRISTMAS ADVENTURE

JACK BLACK AND THE Bilderberg Mystery

Scum mothers who'd have 'em

BIG VERN

ARE YOU A SOFT OR HARD SEXMAS CHOCAHOLIC? • Your choice of Xmas choc reveals your innermost, darkest desires

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • A Festive update from Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

THE REPAIR SHOP

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD • No. 311

LAST ISSUE’S WINNERS

YOU ARE THE REV

THE JAMES NESBITT MYSTERIES

HO! HO! NO! • Toddlers are dreaming of a WAIT Christmas

EASY AS SLEIGH, B, C!

Fly Fishing

Government Approve Third Runway for Heathrow

KEVIN KELVIN

CHRISTMAS with ACE